NEW jokes on Sofia

[Zozo]

MANKOUL

[Minouchka]

I am a fan of Sofia and an old member in arasale.com and I have lately switched to sofiamarikh.net
but I came back to this site because I am fed up with the other forum for the following reason:
One topic in sofiamarikh.net generates more than 200 useless posts.

For example, one member receives an email from Sofia
He announces it and receives 100 posts of congratulations.
Then he thanks every one who sent him congratulation.
WHICH MAKES 200 POSTS FOR ONE TOPIC !!

It’s irritating because you spend half an hour to read : thank you. No I thank you. How lucky you are. Thank you. I thank you for your thank you.

And sometimes they forget that they already say thanks, so they post another thank you.

The least we can say is that they are polite.
But nothing else.

[Jojo]

And you forgot to mention that from number 50 , they even don't remember for what they are thanking each others

[Pippo]

Bahaa, Myriam and Sofia are testing a lie detector.
Bahaa says : I think I am the most beautiful girl on earth.
BZZZZZZZZZ
Myriam says : I think I am the most beautiful girl on earth.
BZZZZZZZZZ
Sofia says : I think…
BZZZZZZZZZ

[JoeA]

Sofia walks with a puppet bear in her arms.
Michel asked her : Where did you get that ?
The bear answers : At a charity fair event

[JoJo]

Double face calls her manager.
Please hurry, I bought a puzzle and it makes me crazy I can’t do it.
Her manager came, had a look on the puzzle and said:
- OK Sofia look what we are going to do. Let’s put the corn flakes back in the box and we forget about the problem OK ?

[Pippo]

What does Sofia every morning ?

She comes back home!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[SaraM]

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[Nora]

What do you see when you look into Sofia’s eyes?

The back of her head.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Tooty]

Guys wallah u r making fun of urselves STOP writing in different nicknames PLEEEEEEEEEEASE u r sooo easy ro be traced ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Amouna]

Q: How do you describe Sofia, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

[Tooty]

GOD bless u Sofia u were,is & will always be the Best!

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks guys & waiting for more jokes to show theres No one deserves to be talked about except Sofia ;D

[Jojo]

What happens when Sofia gets Alzheimers disease ?

HER IQ GOES UP!
;D ;D ;D

[Tooty]

Tooty said:

GOD bless u Sofia u were,is & will always be the Best!

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks guys & waiting for more jokes to show theres No one deserves to be talked about except Sofia ;D

[Jojo]

At the last Murex d’Or, Ahmed Cherif got an award for his album.
Next day, Sofia called the organizers.
- You gave Ahmed a prize and I have got nothing !
- But since 4 years you did nothing!
- So what ? Give me the Murex d’Or for having done nothing !
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D