Post by Reemany on Jan 21, 2006 17:53:04 GMT -5
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." -- Mark Twain
" don't eat me... i have a wife and children........
EAT THEM!!'
Homer Simpson
"Have you ever met anyone you haven't killed?" -- Roger Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon
^I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"^ - Jay Leno
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey.
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Rodney Dangerfield.
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."
(Bugs Bunny)
"how about we play another game... it's called "two hits"... i hit you... you hit the flour!" Me
" don't eat me... i have a wife and children........
EAT THEM!!'
Homer Simpson
"Have you ever met anyone you haven't killed?" -- Roger Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon
^I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"^ - Jay Leno
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey.
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Rodney Dangerfield.
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."
(Bugs Bunny)
"how about we play another game... it's called "two hits"... i hit you... you hit the flour!" Me
