ways to turn down men

[unknown N]

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.


Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?

Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.

Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?

Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?

Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
woman:hiding from you

[attia_lover]

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[Najwa]

TEXTTEXT Thank you attia_lover

[•N•a•d•d•y•]

ohhh my god, this is soooo hilarious, they're sooo funny ;D

[DIESEL]

ha ha these r really funny i should try it thanx

[exotica]

LoooooooooL that's funny ;D