Post by zooni on Dec 10, 2005 21:50:07 GMT -5
I got this Via e-mail! and i thought it was funny! lol ;D
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. DELETED (coz we have under aged ppl here
if u r 18+ ask me and i'll tell u lol 
)
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use small words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8 . When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.....
Because you are my friend.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. DELETED (coz we have under aged ppl here
if u r 18+ ask me and i'll tell u lol 
)4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use small words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8 . When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.....
Because you are my friend.
