Post by NadoZ on Dec 19, 2005 4:30:52 GMT -5
Ways to Annoy a Backstreet Boy:
1.Break out a map and tell Nick to find Norway and Sweden.
2. Tell Kevin to talk....then laugh your ass off.
3. Hide Nick's Nintendo or Game Boy Color....then play the hot/cold game with him while he searches for it.
4. Ask Brian if he wrote "The Perfect Fan" for his mom.
5. Pop the lenses out of AJ's sunglasses...and then hide em or something.....
6. Sit down and explain to Nick that power outlets can only take so many plugs before you blow an entire floor out of it's power supply.
7. Tell AJ that tight rolling your pants is the newest trend that's coming back and see if he'll do it.
8. Ask Brian if he has a waterbed.
9. Whisper to AJ "I know what you did and she wasn't 18"... and see if he panics.
10. Ask Howie how they all got together...then fall asleep in the middle of it.
11. Ask Brian to tell you a joke....then don't laugh.
12. Ask Nick what language they speak in Spain.
13. Hide AJ's cell phone so that he can't see it, but it is close enough to hear it ring...then dial the number repeatedly.
14. Ask Kevin if he dances like that on purpose.
15. Everytime nick goes to speak Cover his mouth and say "shhh dont speak just be pretty"
16. Study Brian's face really closely and then when he asks "what?" say "nothin'".
17. Walk up to Nick, pinch his cheek, and say "You're soooooo cute!"
18. Every time Nick walks by say really loudly "I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" and then run off.
19. Ask them why they don't perform that very nice MUSIC OF MY HEART song in concert.
20. Ask them to explain to you the deeper meaning of I WANT IT THAT WAY.
21. Ask them why they don't speak with those cool British accents anymore and if they can sing a few lines of WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT for you.
22. Tell AJ that being called boner is NOTHING to be proud of.
23. Tell Kevin that you live in fear of what will come out of Nick's mouth at award shows...and then see if he agrees with you.
24. Ask Nick if he laughs like that on purpose.
25. Walk up to Kevin and go "WAKE UP, DAMMIT!"
27. Hold up Howie's cell phone in the air so he can't reach it!!
28. When you meet AJ on the street, ask him for his autograph. When he gives it to you, crumple it up and say "MAAANNNN, I thought you were Johnny!"
29. Call Nick's cell phone pretending to Britney Spears, and curse him out for that phone prank......
30. Throw a pack of pens and Nick and scream "there, NOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN!!!"
31. Walk past Nick and say to your friend "so like, the alien is totally coming out of her stomach, and all he can do is hand her a glass of water?" Betcha Nick will jump in to tell you the rest of the movie!!
32. Ask Nick if he has a pen you can borrow.
33. Ask Kevin if he knows the words to BYE BYE BYE....
34. Flick Nick in the head until it pisses him off.
35. Tell Nick a crazy story and when he says "really?" say "nope...."
36. Ask Brian if he can send Nick over....
37. Ask Nick for an autograph and hand him a pen that doesn't work....see how long he keeps trying to write with it.
39. Ask Brian what his deal is lately. When he asks you what you mean, point at Nick and say "I dunno, he told me to ask......"
40. Watch Arachnaphobia with Nick and then let a spider crawl up his arm.
41. If you're ever on the same floor as the Boys in their hotel, go down the hall screaming "I THINK HE'S IN HERE...."
42. Sit behind Kevin in the movie theatre and pop your gum. When he turns around to tell you to stop, say "sshhh, I m trying to watch the movie.
43. Ask Nick if someone has to approve his outfits before he leaves. If he says no, tell him that he should!!!
looooooool I made the funniest ones in red
