Nabeel
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Post by Nabeel on Dec 28, 2005 0:09:32 GMT -5
i know htis is the starac3 forum, bas this has become "the forum" lol, starac 2 section has been abandoned
yeah i know, some are reallll dumb...but still..ENJOY!
Halal pickup lines
1. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
2. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Umrah in my mind all day long?
3. So, read any good surahs lately?
4. Do you believe in the hereafter? You do? Then you know what I'm here after.
5. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're the BOMB!
6. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
7. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
8. I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.
9. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.
10. Are you a Shi-ite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
11. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
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Post by hind on Dec 28, 2005 0:14:26 GMT -5
5. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're the BOMB! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Nabeel
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Post by Nabeel on Dec 28, 2005 0:17:53 GMT -5
lol, i know that is hilarious ;D loooooooooooooool i laughed forever ;D
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Post by hind on Dec 28, 2005 0:21:06 GMT -5
1. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah. this one is stupid
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Nabeel
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Post by Nabeel on Dec 28, 2005 1:25:21 GMT -5
lol, its sooo funny ;D
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