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Post by read this joke on Mar 13, 2006 15:09:43 GMT -5
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Post by Brice de Nice on Mar 14, 2006 3:50:14 GMT -5
Cette anecdote m’a été rapportée par RM (14 ans) une fan de Sofia
A l’occasion de la Journée des Non-Voyants qui s’est tenue il y a quelques jours à Beyrouth, Sofia Marikh a été conviée à passer quelques moments avec des enfants de l’Institut National des Aveugles de Dekouané.
A sa sortie de l’Institut, la directrice lui demande :
- Alors, dites-moi ça s’est bien passé ?
- Trèèès bien. Les enfants étaient ravis de me voir tu vois ? Je leur ai longuement parlé et leur ai remonté le moral tu vois ? J’ai hâte de renouveler cette rencontre.
On ne sait pas si elle en aura l’occasion... Tu vois ?
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Post by Najib on Mar 15, 2006 0:27:29 GMT -5
áÇ Íæá æ áÇ ÞæÉ ÇáÇ ÈÇááå ÇáÚáí ÇáÚÙíã áÇ Íæá æ áÇ ÞæÉ ÇáÇ ÈÇááå ÇáÚáí ÇáÚÙíã áÇ Íæá æ áÇ ÞæÉ ÇáÇ ÈÇááå ÇáÚáí ÇáÚÙíã áÇ Íæá æ áÇ ÞæÉ ÇáÇ ÈÇááå ÇáÚáí ÇáÚÙíã áÇ Íæá æ áÇ ÞæÉ ÇáÇ ÈÇááå ÇáÚáí ÇáÚÙíã Sorry Mr. Marikh but your daughter should learn to keep her tongue in her mouth. You call her Angel Face, but she is known here as DOUBLE FACE |
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Post by mimi pinson on Mar 16, 2006 0:23:28 GMT -5
Since her last appearance on the stages with Starac3 students, Sofia sung so badly and her song was so insignificant that LBC refuses to let her sing again one of her album’s songs on its stages.
She was so depressed that she got weight and became so fat that she could not wear her trousers anymore.
So, she decided to consult a doctor.
He examined her and told her:
- Open your mouth and say: Je suis MALAAAAAAAAAAAA…
- Je suis MEUUH !
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Post by Brice de Nice on Mar 17, 2006 0:15:45 GMT -5
Sofia is fed up with Michel, he is jealous and sticky. So she decided to get rid of him. She went to a pharmacy: - I want a litter of arsenic please - What for? asks the pharmacist - Its for my lover - Well this is not my business, but do you have any prescription ? - No, but I do have his picture…!  |
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Post by shirine on Mar 17, 2006 4:20:52 GMT -5
From where you got this picture ? pleeeeeeease. Do yu have more?
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Post by Brice de Nice on Mar 17, 2006 11:25:01 GMT -5
From where you got this picture ? pleeeeeeease. Do yu have more? No, I found it in this forum. If you have one sent it to my mail, I shall fake it for you ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Julie la Rousse on Mar 18, 2006 2:29:12 GMT -5
“Al-Jarass” magazine reported that Michel and Sophia were invited to the former “Miss Lebanon” wedding. They were on a table drinking and Sophia said to Michal: - Champaign makes you gorgeous… - But I didn’t drink yet ! - Yes, but I am at my third cup replied double face  |
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Post by Michel on Mar 18, 2006 4:02:46 GMT -5
No this picture is not from jaras. this picture is from a nightclub I forgot the name. This is the picture of Jaras  |
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Post by poupi on Mar 19, 2006 2:17:39 GMT -5
Sofia a tire sa dernière cartouche. Apres les photos de presse, les “appearances”, les chansons sur scène, les interviews a la presse et a la télévision, les promesses non tenues a ses fans, elle se trouve au pied du mur et la seule issue pour elle c’est de sortir son album qui malheureusement est incomplet. Elle déprime, et pour lui remonter le moral, Cynthia vient lui rendre visite : - Tu sais ce qui m’est arrive l’autre jour, lui dit Cynthia ? - Quoi ? - Je rentrais a pied a la maison et j’ai vu un gars me regarder et me sourire. Il était beau comme un dieu, une bouche de rêve, des yeux bleus, une allure a d**ner un saint. Il a commence a me suivre. Mon cœur s’est mis à battre la chamade et je me suis mis à courir autant que je pouvais… Et tu as pu le rattraper, l‘interrompt Sofia ?  |
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Post by zizou on Mar 19, 2006 11:53:34 GMT -5
Vous savez pourquoi Sofia porte toujours des chaussures marron ?
Parce que son chien est aveugle!!!
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Post by Ricco on Mar 20, 2006 0:55:57 GMT -5
 Dans une des boites de nuit de Beyrouth Sofia danse un slow langoureux avec Michel qui lui dit :
- Chou hal « décolleté » l3aziiim… bass je vois un poil sur ta poitrine.
- Bien sûr que non ! lui répond Sofia
- Alors je crois que tu dois te faire épiler les jambes... |
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Post by another joke on Mar 20, 2006 9:59:22 GMT -5
Dans une des boites de nuit de Beyrouth Sofia danse un slow langoureux avec Michel qui lui dit :
- Chou hal « décolleté » l3aziiim… bass je vois un poil sur ta poitrine.
- Bien sûr que non ! lui répond Sofia
- Alors je crois que tu dois te faire épiler les jambes... to ricco and zizou and all who use the same names. what about a joke about you a very simple one, a homosexual who is penniless is trying to make some money so he was offered to pick up on the most successful starac student so for everyjoke he gets few dollars to buy himself a drink but he does not know for everyjoke we f**k his mother with insults , so guess how many times your mother was f**ked until now idiot , easy to pick on others we will pick on your mother and sister |
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Post by Najib on Mar 20, 2006 10:28:34 GMT -5
Everybody calm down please. This is not the adequate place to insult eac others. You want to use such words, you go to another site, there are plenty believe me. So calm down and don’t be silly.
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Post by mimi pinson on Mar 21, 2006 0:32:59 GMT -5
The best compliment you can make to Sofia is to ask her :
- What do you think ?
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