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Post by Queen 242 on Apr 11, 2004 8:29:35 GMT -5
There's a guy and his girlfriend.They decide to have sex when the girl comes over to his house.The guy has a bunkbed that he shares with his little brother so the decide to use a code.Tomato if they want it harder and lettuce to change positions. So they keep on saying,"tomato,lettuce,tomato,letuce"and the little brother asks,"can you two stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayonnaise all over me!" ;D  |
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Post by mirell on Apr 11, 2004 10:33:10 GMT -5
hahahhahahhHHAHAHAHHAHhhahahhahHHAHAA..... GOOD ONE... |
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Post by King 585 on Apr 12, 2004 7:59:52 GMT -5
Two blondes are walking in the woods, and they come across some tracks. The first blonde says they're wolf tracks. The second one argues they're deer tracks. Ten minutes later, they get hit by a train. ;D
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Post by Sara on Apr 12, 2004 11:52:37 GMT -5
how can u tell if a blonde is having a bad day? her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find a pencil!
lol!
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Post by Bad Boy on Apr 13, 2004 8:04:17 GMT -5
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and windy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun; the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?" "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope.........just when it's raining". ;D |
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Post by Sanderalla on Jun 15, 2004 17:55:46 GMT -5
once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great." I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane." She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one." Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, pregnant dog, so put the tray up!"  |
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Post by fadi_myriam lover on Jul 26, 2004 11:24:55 GMT -5
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Post by fadi_myriam lover on Jul 26, 2004 11:31:14 GMT -5
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Post by fadi_myriam lover on Jul 26, 2004 11:32:11 GMT -5
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Post by fadi_myriam lover on Jul 27, 2004 6:36:58 GMT -5
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Post by laymoona on Aug 19, 2004 11:48:02 GMT -5
hehehehehehe
thx for letting us laugh ;D
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Post by DIESEL on Aug 31, 2004 0:34:03 GMT -5
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?''
''I'm Jim.''
''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??''
''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!''
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says.
''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey.
''Is it your brother?''
''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?''
Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved.
''Then, it must be your boyfriend!''
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!''
''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks.
Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!''
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Post by iSamoora- Maghraby ❤ on Sept 12, 2004 22:22:11 GMT -5
LOL DIESEL
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
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