Post by attia_lover on Oct 18, 2004 7:02:46 GMT -5
Answering machine at a mental hospital
Hello, and welcome to the mental
health hotline...
1 - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
2- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
3- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
line so we can trace your call.
5- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
other ship.
6- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell
you which number to press.
7-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no
one will answer.
8- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or
before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
9-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9.
10- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are
too busy to talk to you.
11- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You
won't be crazy forever.
12- If you are blonde, please don't press any buttons, you'll mess it up.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i hope u like it!!
Hello, and welcome to the mental
health hotline...
1 - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
2- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
3- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
line so we can trace your call.
5- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
other ship.
6- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell
you which number to press.
7-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no
one will answer.
8- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or
before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
9-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9.
10- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are
too busy to talk to you.
11- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You
won't be crazy forever.
12- If you are blonde, please don't press any buttons, you'll mess it up.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i hope u like it!!
