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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:00:25 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat, she can stand over the homeless and give them a home!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:01:38 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:02:15 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat, they had to take aerial shots for her senior pictures!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:02:38 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:03:03 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat, the photographer charged her for a family photo!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:03:59 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat she went on an airplane and turned it into a boat. thats soo cornyy
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:04:35 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:05:16 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat, I had to take two trains to get on her good side!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:07:58 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:08:30 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:08:57 GMT -5
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:14:44 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:15:53 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:16:59 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
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Post by DIESEL on Nov 7, 2004 2:18:26 GMT -5
Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
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