Post by SuSuiTa on Mar 19, 2005 0:21:16 GMT -5
>TEACHER: Why are you late?
>L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
>L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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>TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
>L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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>TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
>GEORGE: Here it is!
>TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
>L-JOHNY: George!
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>TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
>have ten years ago.
>L-JOHNY: Me!
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>TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
>L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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>L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
>L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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>TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
>L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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>TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>L-JOHNY: I is...
>TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
>L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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>Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
>sametime."
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>Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his
>father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why
>his father didn't punish him?"
>L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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>Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
>him, what virtue would I be showing?
>L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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>Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
>L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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>Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
>your brother's. Did u copy his?
>L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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>Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
>no longer interested?
>L-Johnny : A teacher
lol hope u like them...
>L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
>
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>
>TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
>L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
>
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>
>TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
>
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>
>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
>L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>
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>
>TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
>GEORGE: Here it is!
>TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
>L-JOHNY: George!
>
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>
>TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
>have ten years ago.
>L-JOHNY: Me!
>
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>
>TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
>L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
>
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>L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
>L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
>
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>
>TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
>L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
>
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>
>TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>L-JOHNY: I is...
>TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
>L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
>
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>
>Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
>sametime."
>
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>
>Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his
>father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why
>his father didn't punish him?"
>L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
>
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>
>Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
>him, what virtue would I be showing?
>L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
>
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>
>Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
>L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
>
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>
>Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
>your brother's. Did u copy his?
>L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>
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>Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
>no longer interested?
>L-Johnny : A teacher
lol hope u like them...