Post by SuSuiTa on Apr 29, 2005 23:31:42 GMT -5
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
Blow in her ear.
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?
A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
LOOOL!!
She can't find the eleven.
What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
Blow in her ear.
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?
A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
LOOOL!!
