Post by SuSuiTa on May 3, 2005 19:27:17 GMT -5
To all my friends and relatives...thanks to you for sending me all those email chain letters...
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains...
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS...
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause Cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me...
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from.... with calls to Uganda...Singapore and Tokyo...
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen's they contain may turn me .........
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs...
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine...
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account...A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times...Funny that girl...she's been 7 since 1993...
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program...
* My Erickson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland...
* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from.......
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 12,000 people in the next 10 seconds...a bird will crap on you tomorrow at 7pm...
LOOOOOOOOOOL!!
hope u liek it attia_lover
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains...
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS...
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause Cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me...
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from.... with calls to Uganda...Singapore and Tokyo...
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen's they contain may turn me .........
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs...
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine...
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account...A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times...Funny that girl...she's been 7 since 1993...
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program...
* My Erickson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland...
* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from.......
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 12,000 people in the next 10 seconds...a bird will crap on you tomorrow at 7pm...
LOOOOOOOOOOL!!
hope u liek it attia_lover
